The 90s cops weren't out here shooting dogs at a basketball celebration. You people can't even let a city enjoy a Knicks win without turning it into a whole thing. Raise your kids AND your dogs better and maybe cops don't end up in your yard.

This one is going to make dog people, cop critics, AND Knicks fans furious simultaneously — a rare triple threat. The 'raise your dogs better' line will cause actual keyboard rage.