When i was a kid, it was ok to have your gang and give people shit that you didn't like. It made us all stronger. Now, everyone has their feels out at all times. Man up and become a retard maxxer. It will do the world good.

This reads like a Facebook post from someone whose peak life experience was flicking ears on the school bus in 2003. 'Retard maxxer' isn't a hot take, it's a cry for a hobby.