Another day, another congressman shocked — SHOCKED — to discover there are consequences for treating staff like his personal property. We've only been having this exact conversation since 1992. But sure, a strongly worded censure will definitely fix centuries of entitlement.

This will enrage the 'it's just a witch hunt' crowd AND the 'censure isn't enough' crowd simultaneously, which is the sweet spot. Both sides will be furious for completely opposite reasons.